Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have to visit my doctor
Because there's blood in my poo.
I'm a little bit scared
I don't know what to do
I have no friggin idea
How I got blood in my poo.
It could be a tapeworm
Or some kind of flu.
All I know is that I bleed
When I go to the loo.
I'm racking my brain;
Maybe it was something I ate?
That cafeteria food
Really isn't that great.
Well... the more I contemplate
And the more that I think
The surer I get
That some guy at that frat party put something in my drink.
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My sister would adore this.
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I have this problem. I was diagnosed with Crohn's Disease because of it. I thought it was something I ate, or cafeteria food. That doesn't mean that you have crohn's, but it's definetly a possibility.
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hope everything goes well and they find what's wrong. It also may be the sister disease of crohn's disease, called Ulcerative Colitis. You can look that up, too.
This also may just be nothing.
haha but I did enjoy the poem. It's my daily life.
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Manners were made to be used. If you wish not to use them, kindly shut up.
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No, you can't have my baby.
Get your own.
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind
don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
– Theodor Seuss Geisel
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~ Merde. J'ai perdu mon poisson! ~
*commited to slash 1/3 of my life - and still going strong!*
~Marauders-club
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